Been at Family's for 10min

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 12/29/2016 at 19:08 • Filed to: None

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Already too much, hiding in the basement. Cousins are much younger and super annoying, 8 year old is yelling about his intention to get “gypsy married” by age 15 and that he wants to try Bud Light Lime.

My oldest cousin (16) is recovering from mono and has turned into a total bro... ugh, why?

Having my own place has made everywhere else miserable. I like my apartment, it’s where the cars are.

E90M3 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:15

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8 year old is yelling about his intention to get “gypsy married” by age 15 and that he wants to try Bud Light Lime.

There’s an easy way to cure the last part, give him a bud light lime; he might even swear off alcohol forever if you give him a warm one.

S65 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:18

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Well, i got lost in NYC trying to find a bus. Then another Holiday party, I’m running late

MonkeePuzzle > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:19

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supply the beer. watch the fun unfold

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > E90M3 12/29/2016 at 19:19

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No because he’s “the baby” and my aunt (who won’t discipline him) would kill me. Also, he’d tell everyone at school he got a beer and we’d all end up in jail. He’s a special breed of awful.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > S65 12/29/2016 at 19:21

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Being lost in NYC is kinda fun if you’re with friends, not so much alone.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > MonkeePuzzle 12/29/2016 at 19:24

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Grandma is here, she hates alcohol because it lead to her brothers all fighting and eventually disowning each other. She gets really upset if there’s beer around.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:29

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my mom hates alcohol. My father and I can only have a beer during the holidays while she still nags about it. Also calls us alcoholics cause when we drink one beer. I have beer at friend’s houses to avoid this shit. This is why I can’t wait to graduate.

S65 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:31

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Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 12/29/2016 at 19:33

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Yep, luckily my mom isn’t like that. I do thoroughly enjoy living/financially on my own though.

E90M3 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:34

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You could also just pee in a cup and add lime, same thing. I believe some states allow underage alcohol consumption at home with parental consent.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:36

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She didn’t pickup that I drink beer after two years of doing it. My old man doesn’t care, he knows I’m not stupid enough to jeopardize my license or become a homeless drunk. I generally like living on my own my mother is a complex case.

jimz > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:40

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neither I nor my sister have kids, so it’s rare we have to deal with this kind of stuff at family gatherings. I’m fortunate in that the only regular big thing we have with extended family + guests (meaning a good number of kids) is Memorial Day, and that’s a cookout so it’s outside where the kids can be as noisy as they please.

My oldest cousin (16) is recovering from mono and has turned into a total bro... ugh, why?

Has he at least figured out that commercials aren’t real, and slathering himself with Axe isn’t going to make hot chicks throw themselves at him?

I mean, I wish I could come up with any other explanation than “he’s 16.” that’s the problem I have with having a long memory; I remember high school pretty well. I was too much of an introvert to get into much trouble (or have anything resembling a social life) but I remember what a bunch of peacocking dicks most of the other guys were. I’m glad high school is 22 years (and counting) behind me.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 19:46

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Bud Light Lime? I predict big things for your cousin. Maybe even a double wide.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher 12/29/2016 at 20:01

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Until he gets upgraded to an 8'x8' concrete box.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > jimz 12/29/2016 at 20:05

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I was a 3 season athlete and in the marching and jazz bands. I dealt with so many bros over the years, it just bothers me that someone I’m related to is such a bro.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 20:17

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Marching band was a horrible mistake.

jimz > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 20:20

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I was a 3 season athlete

at least you had that going for you. the primary thing high school taught me was that “friend” means “someone who hasn’t thrown you under the bus yet. ”

No, I’m not bitter, not at all. why do you ask?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 12/29/2016 at 20:26

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I loved it, it was harder work than football, but at least we won.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > jimz 12/29/2016 at 20:37

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I liked the sports, I didn’t enjoy the people. The band kids were my friends.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/29/2016 at 20:48

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I could have concentrated on xc and track but I was so stubborn and committed to narching band to make it better and threw in my hat for drum major. My 5 page single spaced essay didn’t mean shit while the other person’s parents knew the whole school board, principal and since she lived a hard comfortable life of a divorced parents while not living the hardship of financially challenged and being not white (there was never a Hispanic leader in the history of the program). I gave up and became sour the rest of junior and senior year. I’m glad I joined xc to give a big fuck you to those pricks. Post hs I learned the band director left his family, took their bank account and disowned his out of the closet son and dates a woman half his age.